I am an irrational old man who wants everything to be like it was! I do not understand the concept of the future and call on Apple to stop innovating! Get off my lawn!
1 November 16
5 September 16
Former Davis Cup venue to host beleaguered consumer electronics firm’s annual gala.
14 July 16
Perry Como’s guests are singers Kate Smith and Andy Williams, comedian Joey Bishop and songwriter Harry Ruby. Featuring the Louis DaPron Dancers and the Mitchell Ayres Orchestra. In Color.
8 July 16
If you’ve ever dreamed of being in a fantasy football league, dream no more!
11 June 16
Yo! Howz mah homiez? Whuchoo peoplez gunna git @ applzcon? Lemme brek it down 4 u!
21 March 16
What’cha got for me, Cookie? I got the screaming mimis and ants in my pants.
19 February 16
User privacy? It’s not just about user privacy. It’s much more urgent for Apple than that.
3 February 16
7 December 15
Our committee room has better snacks, too.
3 November 15
Pivotal Week 9 separates the men from the boys. Which could also be done by age, I suppose.