Introducing Google Secrets

15 April 13

Folks can have a hard time keeping track of their lives, and these days we all need a little help. And let’s face it, one of the hardest things to keep track of are the mistruths and the unspoken hush-hush details that make up the tapestry of our shared experience. As a wise person once said, “the hardest thing about lying is keeping your lies straight.”

That’s why there’s Google Secrets.

Now, keep all your innermost secrets in a safe, private place only you can access. Think of it – with Google Secrets, you can rid your mind of haunting memories and the evil that dwells in your soul by storing it all online in the cloud.

“What lie did I tell my mother so we didn’t have to visit her in the hospital?”

“What did I tell the boss to pass blame about those faulty turbine blades?”

And of course, “just where did I bury those bodies?”

It all comes together thanks to Google Secrets.

If you need to cross-reference your lies, our easy searchable database will let you see who’s been told exactly what. Use any computer, smartphone or tablet to quickly double-check your story. And for those involved in huge cover-ups that span multiple people, one quick click shares your lie. It’s just that simple.

Best of all, it’s a free service backed by the privacy experts at Google. To try Google Secrets (beta) today, just sign up at